Today's category: RednecksMountain Tech Talk? ? ? ? ? ? 1. LOG ON: Makin a wood stove hotter.? ? ? ? ? ? 2. LOG OFF: Don't add no more wood.? ? ? ? ? ? 3. MONITOR: Keepin an eye on the wood stove.? ? ? ? ? ? 4. DOWNLOAD: Gettin the farwood off the truk.? ? ? ? ? ? 5. MEGA HERTZ: When yer not kerful gettin the farwood.? ? ? ? ? ? 6. FLOPPY DISC: Whatcha git from tryin to carry too much farwood.? ? ? ? ? ? 7. RAM: That thar thing whut splits the farwood.? ? ? ? ? ? 8. HARD DRIVE: Gettin home in the winter time.? ? ? ? ? ? 9. PROMPT: Whut the mail ain't in the winter time.? ? ? ? ? ? 10. WINDOWS: Whut to shut wen it's cold outside.? ? ? ? ? ? 11. SCREEN: Whut to shut wen it's blak fly season.? ? ? ? ? ? 12. BYTE: Whut them dang flys do.? ? ? ? ? ? 13. CHIP: Munchies fer the TV.? ? ? ? ? ? 14. MICRO CHIP: Whut's in the bottom of the munchie bag.? ? ? ? ? ? 15. MODEM: Whut cha did to the hay fields.? ? ? ? ? ? 16. DOT MATRIX: Old Dan Matrix's wife.? ? ? ? ? ? 17. LAP TOP: Whar the kitty sleeps.? ? ? ? ? ? 18. KEYBOARD: Whar ya hang the dang keys.? ? ? ? ? ? 19. SOFTWARE: Them dang plastic forks and knifs.? ? ? ? ? ? 20. MOUSE: Whut eats the grain in the barn.? ? ? ? ? ? 21. MAINFRAME: Holds up the barn roof.? ? ? ? ? ? 22. PORT: Fancy Flatlander wine? ? ? ? ? ? 23. ENTER: Northerner talk fer "C'mon in y'all"? ? ? ? ? ? 24. RANDOM ACCESS MEMORY: Wen ya cain't 'member whut ya paid fer the rifle when yore wife asks.? ? ? ? ? ? 25. MOUSE PAD: That hippie talk fer the rat hole.View hundreds more jokes online.Email this joke to a friend